Wednesday, February 28, 2007
measly weasley
Another sad song lyrics for an impossible celebrity. haha why am i so pathetic?
For ron weasley slash rupert grint.
What the heck, i love them both!
Ron Weasley
You're a measly
Cowardly carrot topped freak
Though you're easy
Maybe sneezy
You still make a few girls shriek
Oh Harry's sidekick,
I'll be heartsick
If you marry Hermione
For I'm still wishing
You'll be kneeling
On my porch to propose to me
Bugs and spiders
Priest presiders
Amidst them, please don't escape
Whenever you're chokin
Or heartbroken
I'll fix you up with Spell-o-tape
For you're the redhead boy
Who brings me joy
You're my fiction fantasy
Just don't lose your freckles
Those tiny speckles
And I'll make you love the brunette me
HAHA. the priest presiders part was funny,. parang siningit talaga e. HAHA wala nang ibang rhyme e. haha i sure hope they scare the hell out of him ;)
Graduation's awfully near, I can almost taste it.
GAAAHD.
Cheers.
Devious and Twisted,
Therese
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Monday, February 26, 2007
heart achin'
my recent conversations with ces has revived our liam aiken liking, and it made us depressed actually.
We're living in a fantasy world, Ces.
Oh, how I hate false hopes.
Yeah, you might be laughing. Okay, Liam Aiken.
Yup. Not Johnny Depp or any other square-jawed grown-up.
Liam Aiken lurve.
HAY. Ces and I wish that we lived in NJ. Or at least we had some decent looking local celebrities to swoon over in the Philippines.
SO, nung CL period, i wrote this short song lyrics for Aiken and all the impossibility in between. I hope you laugh. I swear Ces I'll try to figure out a melody for this and it'll be our sad sad theme song. HAHAHAHAHA laughing out loud right now.
Joke joke song to a. haha we're not really freaky fans. just sad ones.
Reaching New Jersey
Loverly Liam Aiken
You make my heart go achin'
Though you're far away from this city
Let's make some New Jersey lovin'
You're the boy I've been dreamin'
Hear this song I am singin'
And someday, oh how I long
To see your guitar playin'
For this lonely girl's grievin'
I still keep on believin'
That someday, you shall be keepin'
My heart, in yours, for me
Replace all the I the my and the me to we to our and to us. poof. theme song for the depressed fans. hahaha
this is such an unfortunate event.
no pun intended ;)
Cheers.
Devious and Twisted,
Therese
P.S. - I like like like Grey's Anatomy's George O'Malley. awwness.
Plus, i hope no family member gets to read this post. i'd just die of shame.
killed a random reader @ 7:34 PM
Friday, February 23, 2007
hanging in there
America is really really weird.
ANTONELLA b*tch BARBA didn't get cut. contrary to what i expected.
i mean, if you watched the show, you;d get me. her "i don't want to miss a thing" was, i agree, pitchy, and too low for her, and she weirdly sung it yesterday. it was just not satisfying.
but the good news is, she's attractive.
screw them for voting beauties with zero talent. screw. them.
and Paul Kim getting cut wassad. I mean i expected that, i saw that coming. He's Asian after all. racism schmracism. that's how it works. it's just sad because he was okay, you know?
and i really thought Sanjaya was going home tonight but the heavens smiled down and surprise surprise! he's one of the top 4 guys! hahaha. it's kind of hard to predict whether America would like the guy or not. he's Indian (at least I think he is), but he's a real softy.
i'm so so so so so so GLAD that rudy got cut. i hate him. i hate his voice, i hate his song choice, i hate his ego, i hate him. I HATE HIM! so yay.
for the cut girls, i don't care much about them. i mean, i don't even know that Amy girl. Simon was right. She's forgettable. And Nicole wasn't all that good, even Alaina, but looks wise, I kind of like Alaina's face. She reminds me of someone (i forgot who).
OK, so another addition to my list of favorites: Chris Richardson. Gawd, he's lovely. :)) And he sung Gavin De Graw's I Don't Wanna Be (which Randy thought was Edwin McCain's- at nakakawatawa yung pagcorrect ni Simon). Basta Blake and Chris R. na ko ngayon. Forget Phil Stacey. Kidding. I still like Phil Stacey- na parang Chris Daughtry lang. haha
HAY. Got our UK visa just today. We submitted quite late actually, so ngayon lang. Still going to apply for the Shengen one. the weird sounding Shengen (for other countries e.g. france, italy, rome, etc)
GRABE. Because of our summer trips, I'm going to miss such a lot. Nakakainis. But still, I guess the travel will make up for them.
1) UP College of Music Extension Program (music lessons :()
2) UP Art Workshop
3) UP Talent Test for Fine Arts
and the fugliest thing to miss of all things:
4) YA SUMMER CAMP.
grabe. it's supposed to be my last YA summer camp before I go to college, and I'll be missing it? Last year then was my first and last? NO WAY. It's bad enough that I had to miss last last year's because we went to US/Aust., but now I'm missing this last one? Plus, Aia's not going to be around with me too, if ever? Gawd, it's so unfair. I wish they could move everything. PLEASE. Just make it April 29 or 30 or something. PLEAAASE, YA staffers, and Aia's mom. PLEEAAAASE.
HAY. i am so out of touch with school, i don't know what's going on anymore. I've been out almost the whole week because of that documentation thing which i can't decide if it was crap or not so. I mean, it's nice to not have classes, really, but to miss out on everything, even Odyssey discussions when I don;t even read the darn book? Plus Physics and Math Boardworks? WTH!!!! I hate making up for stuff. I hate cramming everything. I hate learning everything in just one go. I HATE IT!
Plus there's so many projects to be done, and that Social Action Paper crap with groupmates I didn't even choose. I mean, my other groupmate's okay. At least she does what she's being asked to. But the other... I've given her so so so many chances to give it to me. I resorted to threat (mild one haha) and whatever, she still won't give. SO I HOPE YOU'RE READING THIS AND JUST GIVE THE DARN THINGS I ASKED YOU TO GIVE 2 DAYS AGO. We'll all be happy.
Thank you.
Nakakainis ka talaga. Ibigay mo na wag ka na magpretend na nasend mo na. Just send it. Gagawin ko talaga yung part mo at ilalagay ko lang na contribution mo ay yung graph, I SWEAR.
HAY. annoying talaga. bakit kasi random yung groupmates. I HATE BEING A LEADER!!!!! :(( i'm so not the leader type.
nakakadepress talaga.
Plus, my computer's in Apple Center, being whatevered- repaired? It's not really busted, it;s just that the monitor has this whitish greyish strip in the middle. it's just bothering me. i miss it so much. i hate mom's laptop (the one i'm using. well i don't really hate it hate it, i just hate Safari (the browser) because it gives me a hard time always) and i hate my sister's pc because it's so effing slow. gawd. mine's the only lovely one in this house. i can't wait to get a macbook or whatever. but i'll still love my G5. ;)
Anyway, Britney's gone mad. Shaving her hair like that? What, is she really getting old with the crowd? Whatever to her and her insane plans.
Retreat's up tomorrow. I missed last week's YA Crosstraining. awwness.
HAY. This coming week's gonna be pretty messy.
Cheers.
Devious and Twisted,
Therese
P.S. - Ateneo open house next Saturday! oooooh
killed a random reader @ 7:30 PM
Thursday, February 15, 2007
top schmop 24
WAAHNESS.
SANJAYA MALAKAR made it to the Top 24 of American Idol!
ohmaygad, i'm totally rooting for him. sayang lang that her sister wasn't able to make it. maybe she was too self-confident?
whatever.
Idol favorites: Sanjaya Malakar, Blake, Phil Stacey and Chris Slight (?). Most of the girls are bitches, so nvm. Antonella's pretty but she's been a biatch to Bailey, a contestant I actually liked, plus she got picked over that other girl (was it Marissa?) which i also liked, so whatever.
OK. so i updated just for American Idol.
Grabe, per day na ata ako naguupdate. YES. new year's resolution- blog regularly. :D
killed a random reader @ 7:12 PM
Wednesday, February 14, 2007
yearning
"Love is such a silly game we play" - stolen
:I know not the truth but I long to feel the warmth, the familiarity, the belonging, the comfort, the hurt, the pain, the grief and the sorrow that some four letter word hated by some, wanted by all, can supposedly bring- someday soon" - own quote, undated
Happy Hearts Day Biatches.
OKAY!
formed this thing a while ago while buffet-ing with my family. aaw, i ultimately love tha mashed potatoes plus the lovely love tracks playing.
i edited this picture a bit, just to make it look more interesting.
i formed the letters from that fuzzy circle bit of the flower (where the petals are attached!). haha.
i would've put a heart/hearts and stuff all over just to make it more elaborate but i had to go and catch American Idol.
P.S. - Dai, i'm happeeee you gave me the you-know-what from you-know-who, because it tastes lovely. BOO YEAH. walang bawian. it's all mine now. HAHAHA. kidding ;)
Cheers AND Love (and lots of it)
Devious and Twisted,
Therese
killed a random reader @ 11:23 PM
Tuesday, February 13, 2007
un-bitter
NOTE: I still haven't come up with a title.
Hearts day
Is red day
And white day
And cry day
Hearts day
Is sweet day
And treat day
For the less
Hearts day
Is love day
And hurt day
Maybe skirt day
Hearts day
Is art day
And fart day
It’s a mess
Hearts day
Is just senseless
I’m defenseless
In dismay
Hearts day
Is just painless
For the dateless
And the gay
It’s for poets
Rhymes and sonnets
Of tomorrow
And today
Hearts day
Is for fools who
Still have hearts to
Give away
Hey, hey. I'm so not bitter. It's just such a fun fun poem i had fun fun writing during Accounting. yup.
not bitter.
MS. YOU-KNOW-WHO's OKAY count for the day: 115 in 40 minutes
YESTERDAY: 85 in 30 minutes
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Monday, February 12, 2007
if cupid only misses sometimes, then...
then nothing!
HAY.
i can almost see Cupid half naked with nothing but a "lampin" slash diaper, a bow and arrow, and some starry-eyed couples to help out.
it's almost VVVVVVVValentine's day.
Balentaym's.
Valentime's.
Valentine's.
Araw ng mga Puso (insert infinite question marks here)
hay. suddenly, the streets are filled with red red roses in singles, boquets, in plastic, in pots (?), in baskets, in plain bundles, in ribbons, in, what else? basta roses.
HAY. message to guys: don't give girls roses, or flowers for that matter, for Valentine's day. i mean, if you plan to, you have to give something else other than that. the point is, girls CAN'T eat flowers.
they wilt. they turn brown. they dry up. they die.
in short, they're really no good. plus, the smell lasts for about 30 minutes, max.
so, just give something else. something edible, hopefully.
and, HAY again.
this is actually a post for the dateless (which is composed of more than 3/4 the SHS HS population). since i'm enjoying making lists so so much (it's a new, fun discovery that will revolutionize my blogging ways), i'm presenting this to you. have fun with it, and, USE IT WELL. (yess, harry potter! let's go pats!)
This is the ultimate list- a list within a list within another list within more lists within this list. YES, it's a list.
NO, a series of lists.
NO.
Just, read it.
A DASH AND DRIBBLE OF HOPE FOR THE DATELESS AND THE DESPERATE (come Valentine's day)
Why you don't have to sulk:
~ you're better of by being single, and by staying that way. REALLY.
think about it. sometimes you just:
1) spend most of your time thinking about him/her than yourself. i mean come on. you have to live a little!
2) spend wads and wads of cash for your load just to talk to him. GAWD. think of what you can buy with all the cash you spend for load instead:
- tons of books (for geeks)
- great looking clothes
- cups and cups of strawberry banana smoothies (or whatever drink you prefer)
- reams and reams of bond paper (it might come in handy)
- ancient vinyl records
- fast food food :)
3) make up sickening pet names for each other. (honestly, nakakabobo ito)
4) cry and be depressed over him/her. hay. don't you have better things to do, like plant a seed and rebuild the forest or whatever? yea. go do that then.
5) spend more cash for unnecessary gifts for unnecessary occasions e.g. MONTHSARIES or weeksaries (if there's such a thing), first kiss, first HHWW, first movie date or whatever. i mean, it's nice to remember, i suppose, but to give something that apparently costs an arm and a leg, NO freakin WAY.
~ you have more time for yourself, seriously. more time for beauty sleeps, for facials, for popping zits, for eating, for exercising, and for eating again, so the exercising really isn't much of a use.
~ you can spend the day with your family. yupyup. family's still family you know. you don't have to act all shocked as if you forgot about their apparent existence in your world. i mean, they couldn't be that bad, could they?
~ less money for the card makers like Hallmark and, well come to think of it, i only know Hallmark. this might lessen those cheesy love cards filling the card racks of the bookstores and gift shops.
~ you're not the only one!!!! i'm with you, at least. :D
What to do instead:
~ drown yourself in old issues of Archie comics. hey, if you don't get your own love story, at LEAST get caught up with the messy and complicated love triangle of Betty, Archie and Veronica.
~ watch loser productions/ films which apparently are "scary" like Final Destination 1, 2, 3 and if there's a four and 5, watch it too, Chuckie doll series and Jason whatever. plus, watch bigtime bloody/ war stuff like Schindler's List, Troy and hmm, Texas Chainsaw Massacre? haha (which I've never watched yet)
it's just to take your mind off the love stuff. drench yourself in blood, gore, and more loser stuff to laugh about.
~ express how you feel. sketch, write, scream out your pain. it's okay, we'll laugh about it together sometime in the future.
~ get a blank piece of paper and play FLAMES and the percent percent thing with all of your celebrity crushes. that ought to be a laugh.
~ reopen your dead Friendster account and add shi*ty group accounts like "Hot Babes", "Sexy Chicks" or "Pretty Faces", then change your account name and user pic to your enemy's, run around your house three times, and laugh a wicked laugh.
well, if you're depressed, then the whole world must be, too.
~ eat all the chocolate you can find in the house and pretend someone has given them to you anonymously.
~ turn up the volume to max, listen to emo songs which lyrics you don't even understand just to be a faker for a day, and bang your head on the wall with the beat of the songs. again, if you're depressed, then the whole world must be, too.
WELL! These are just SOME suggestions that i can think of at the moment. if you could suggest more, then do. just post whatever. i'll add and credit! but of course, knowing my popularity to the blog public, i won;t get anything, so.
wishful thinking, wishful thinking.
HAY. i'm still not done with all the season DVDs i'm watching.
There's Arrested Dev, Grey's Anatomy, OTH, Prison Break, Lost and Fushigi (my anime love way back Grade 4. i am NOT ashamed! HAHAHA) and oh, some Miyazaki movies as well. i cannot finish one season of one show straight. i just can't. i shift and shift. and shift. i have to know what's next on this and that and this and thaat. i doubt i'll ever get to finish them all this schoolyear at the rate i'm going, but anyway, grad practice is coming up so i remain hopeful.
anyhoo, i'll be off to read, and watch, and, not sulk about the fact that i'm valentineless again this year.
well, i got my family.
HA HA.
Cheers.
Devious and twisted,
Therese
P.S. - I am currently in like with Jesse McCartney (songs and the voice maaahn), Aladdin (the voice makes me swoooooon), and Chad Michael Murray (just now, yes.) The Lucas character of season 1 is just, *sigh*.
WOW. kadiri
killed a random reader @ 9:49 PM
Friday, February 09, 2007
a toast roast boast worthy post
TAGLISH POST! nageenjoy ako!
STOLEN:
(from koko's post)
gusto ko lang to maalala.
AYOS LINES OF KUYA OJ OF LAKBAY KALIKASAN:
"Pag may nadudulas, May natatawa."
"Walang gamot para sa mga heartbroken kundi panahon." - HAH
eto favorite. natawa ako.
"Ang stop-over natin bale ano...We stop and then it's over."
HAHAHA. ang ewan.
Let me describe Kuya OJ for yeh...
Si Kuya OJ, sa top half ng kanyang mukha, siya si Yael Yuzon
Si Kuya OJ, sa bottom half ng kanyang mukha, siya si Marasigan
So pag naka mic = YAEL
And pag naka shades = Marasigan
OHA. celebrity.
but sorry to say, kung humarap siya minus the mic and the shades, uh, hmm, eh...
hindi na siya celebrity. HAHA. sorry pero totoo.
Hay, field trip.
Anyhoo, eto ang mga linyang ginawa ko para sa Edgar Allan Poe docu. haha natutuwa ako, so post post, biast boast.
WOW, IT RHYMES!
Edgar speaks:
I’ve wrote of death, of grief and guilt
Weaving words and stories like some pitch black quilt
Berenice, The Sleeper, Dreamland, Eldorado
The Silence, and The Cask of Amontillado
“You are not wrong, who deem
That my days have been a dream;
Yet if hope has flown away
In a night, or in a day,
In a vision, or in none,
Is it therefore the less gone?
All that we see or seem
Is but a dream within a dream.”
From A Dream In A Dream, is ignorance a deal?
Do we see that fine line dividing the dream from the real?
Or do we dwell in our visions oblivious and unaware?
Too lost in elation to even care.
In the truly unpleasant I live and reside
As I take comfort in tragedy rolling along with the tide
Though some perusers frown and mock with the crew
The noble shears a million holes to see through
Such hearts are weak and eyes are sore
Of the readers of misfortune they all seem to adore
I end with a line from a line from “The Raven”, therefore
Which is written, was written and has been written long before
“On the pallid bust of Pallas just above my chamber door;
And the lamp-light o’er him streaming throws his shadow on the floor;
And my soul from out that shadow that lies floating on the floor
Shall be lifted—nevermore!”
Narrator speaks:
And despite his life under sunshine’s foe
The whole world seems to love him so
He invites you to bask under the word’s bright glow
Within the old pages you shall come to know
So relive the past to proudly show
The worlds fabricated by Edgar Allan Poe
okay, ang gusto ko lang talaga yung naka underline e. wala lang. natuwa ako sa sarili ko na nasulat ko yun. boast boast, i apologize for the air. i accept rotten tomatoes.
Hay. ang depressing na happy na disappointing ng araw na to.
BAWI TAYO SANDIWA! yehus.
that's just what we'll do...
you wait and seeeeeee
ang saya pala magkaroon ng blue hair. maybe i'll dye mine blue someday. yup. tuwing UAAP.
YES naman. feel na feel na.
right.
i am so annoying, even i'm annoyed with myself. HAHA!
Cheers.
Devious and twisted,
Therese
P.S. - it's such a shame for us to part.
(WEH ANO YAN!!!!)
P.P.S. - Anna Nicole Smith has an unusually big chest. no, not just unusually big. it's INSANELY BIG. it;s so insanely big that IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY! hey look, no one's laughing.
Rest in PeaSHS (fr. Lori)
killed a random reader @ 11:39 PM
Thursday, February 01, 2007
where's the barf bag?
THIS IS A LIST.
a weird, unnecessary list.
I WANT TO SLIT MY THROAT AND CUT MY WRISTS WHENEVER I HEAR:
TOP 1- It's a tie between Beyonce's Irreplacable (OMG. To annoy me, place this song over and over and over and over till I cry and beg you to stop)
and some stranger's Where is She/He song (SHIIIIITNESS. This is the fugliest song I've ever heard)
TOP 2- Kim Tiu's (sp?) annoying annoying EVER SO EFFING ANNOYING voice (do the Whisper (?) fleximoves, and you go girl! have a happy period!) OMG. her voice is now in my head. how can someone have a happy period if she says it like that?
TOP 3- "The number you dialled is not yet in service" (The familiar automated voice when you're a poor person with a dial-up connection like I do. It's beyond fugly)
TOP 4- A hot guitar solo which is humanly impossible (well at least for me)
TOP 5- Manny Pacquiao singing (Oh Gawd. Manny, you. can't. sing. just stick with the boxing thing and you'll be fine. AND stay away from anything politics-related. OW, too late.)
SEMI-TOLERABLE BUT STILL ANNOYING:
1) PBB Theme (Pinoy Ako). It's so... so... so.
2) Boom Tarat Tarat (I guess it's entertaining at some point because of its sillyness, but COME ON)
3) Sam Milby's efforts to speak Tagalog (it's just weird, Sam. just be keep the Amboy image)
4) Nooma Nooma thing sa Chicken Little (it brings barf worthy memories back) was it nooma nooma?
5) Mr. Bean (the reeal person) opening and end song. (GRABE. That song gives me goosepimples all over)
yun lang.
Cheers.
Devious and Twisted,
Therese
killed a random reader @ 10:52 PM
